I think I have about 2, 342 things not known about me but I'll keep it to 5 - this time :) I also don't have five other bloggers to tag so I guess this will have to stop with me. Snap, what ashame.
Five things you don't know about me...
1. I once was Editor and Co-Publisher for an alternative lifestyle travel magazine. I traveled all over the country reviewing places to stay but the highlight was interviewing Kate Clinton.
2. I (and my sister Elizabeth, and friend Leslie) sent a male stripper, dressed as a priest, to my sister Barbara's hospital room as it was a very Catholic hospital. A highlight was 'said priest' dancing on her bed and the nurses standing guard at the door to intercept the 'real priest'.
3. I love smoking cigars with my brothers, my son, and my son-in-law.
4. I have a motorcycle license
5. I taught my brother Jim the fine art of mooning. One of my best/worst mooning attempts was when I stood on coastal Rte 1 in Florida, late at night, expecting the next car to be my mother and sister Jody, I bent over, I mooned, and it wasn't the right car. I do remember hearing someone from that car yell, "there is a Santa Clause".
The end!
7 comments:
You Chandlers are a whacky crowd. Love the stripper-priest. Brilliant.
OMG... I have got to meet you! I think I have found another hero! I too have been part of the mooning crowd but it wasn't quite as exciting.
Yes, you did teach me. Another case of student becoming master.
Now, do try to always remember:
drop to mid-cheek only, never the ankles
TMI, my little grasshopper...
Master tell me please, where in grasshopper's book does it say that master can squat over hole in ceiling while grasshopper in room below?
Here's another mooning best - Yearly women's golf tournament - I line my playing partners up, according to height, on the seventh green, a short par 3, and we moon the oncoming foursome - it's been happening so many years that carts start zooming across the golf course to line up and watch.
Ah, my little grasshopper, that overhead move is called "Fist of the One-Armed Lotus".
This move not recommended for you.
Oh Master, Grasshopper believes that 'Fist of the One-Handed Lotus exposes one's catywaumpus. Yes.
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